Operation "Statue Of Liberty Play" By Don Miles

     When Trump woke up at 3:16 am and asked for the nuclear football, he was ready to launch missiles that would murder millions. The "nuclear football" is a briefcase that contains a computer with the nuclear launch codes that is chained to a soldiers wrist and is always just feet away from the President. So when the President input the launch codes he believed he was launching a massive first strike. What the President didn't know about was Operation "Statue Of Liberty Play." In American football, a statue of liberty play is a trick play when the quarterback drops back and poses like he is throwing the ball to one side of the field while actually handing it to a player going the other way. The operation was undertaken by his cabinet generals because they feared he would launch an attack in the middle of the night. During the day they could watch him but at night there was nobody to stop him. So at night, Operation "Statue Of Liberty Play" would switch the nuclear football with a fake one until morning. The generals did this to save the world because they believed the President was mentally unstable. They were absolutely correct. After the incident, the President was removed from office and the sun rose again on a radiation free planet.