My name is...well, I don't have a name. I'm a dolphin and as the most evolved species on Earth, we have no need for names. Why, you ask, are we the most evolved species? Because we are happy. Humans are malcontents, the most unhappy creature ever to live on the Earth. They are never happy, never satisfied. Often living for some happiness that comes only after death. We dolphins are happy right now, always happy in the now because we have a very simple philosophy that consists of three words.....swim....and....fuck..... Simple. That's it. Humans all seem psychotic to us, different only in the degree of their insanity. You fight and struggle over ideas of some invisible being or difference in culture or politics or race or sex. All humans would be much happier if they would try to be more like us. Give it a try. Just swim and fuck.
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